December 2011
2 posts
throwyourcameras:
i don’t tell my parents anything because my mom thinks anthropology is the study of bugs and that yoga instructors make $8 an hour.
Just saw the 6 min prologue for The Dark Knight...
wintersbackdrop:
GEEKING OUT ALL OVA DA PLACE I CANNOT SIT DOWN!!
August 2010
1 post
3 tags
Sound Opinions Classic Album Dissection: The...
May 2008
29 posts
Have Sex So Forgettable You'll Go Home And Slap...
Today you should have sex that is so completely forgettable and not even worth the mess that you’ll get on a plane and fly back to your mama’s house so you can slap her across the face because she never told you sex could be so “eh.” “You’re withholding,” your Mama will say, rubbing her cheek where you slapped her. “You got that from me.”...
Things Educated Black People Like: #28 Hiding...
EBP have the same problems as UEBP or WP. However, EBP take pride in hiding their drama from friends or co-workers. By allowing their drama to be brought into public light, EBP appear nothing more than the UEBP stereotypes portrayed by the media. Whether it be man problems, problems at work or catty-chick stuff; EBP will go to great lengths to protect their polished EBP public appearance. For...
Coldplay - Violet Hill
Things Educated Black People Like: #30 Deck Shoes
April 23rd, 2008 EBPs love to be “the exception.” There is no better way to separate themselves from regular BP, than by an EBP’s choice of footwear. The deck shoe or boating shoe is very popular in the EBP community. Most EBP prefer the Sperry brand of deck shoe. EBPs love wearing their deck shoes with shorts, khakis, or seersucker pants. The shoes complete the ultimate EBP...
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April 2008
22 posts
“how many of dem (cats) you got?
several
depends on what you mean got
some of...”
“are you gonna kill me?
depends
do you see me?”
“TWENTY DOLLARS TO PLUG A HOLE!
BOY they must be CRaZY!”
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“i’m never optimistic
the evidence always looks underdetermined
but...”
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“NYC AWAITS THE ARRIVAL OF JAMES BROWN!!!!!”
“she’s slight
she’s got red hair
you little horndog you”
“where in the world is carmen san diego?
they put out an amber alert for her...”
Nil Lara - Fighting for my love
“Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could,...”
“Milhouse: The Rand Corporation, in conjuction with the saucer people…...”
The Yellow Brick House
The paramedics ducked the evergreen that shadowed the yellow brick house. When she threw all her limbs, the fair skinned one soothed her cleaned her quivering cherubic face of the pine needles and jungle rain drops.
“They’re fatter for Europe.
But they’re not up to our standards....”
Counting Crows - Le Ballet Dor
Tommy Emmanuel - Walls
“Sit down my son.
We don’t actually read
most of the bills we vote on.”